Funny....

Got a call from a bank sales person:

Girl: Hi, Im xxxx, calling from Sxxxxxx Bank. I'm calling you today to offer you a personal loan....
Me: Eer, actually I am not interested lah. I am not working at the moment.
Girl: Actually you can still apply if you are not working.
Me: (I was like WHAT?!) Never mind, I am not interested.
Girl: Ok. Anyway, I will sms you my details and if you are interested in future, please call  Me: Sure. (Can't deny she is quite persistent)

Well this is how agressive banks are nowadays.

For Laughs!

Why We Shouldn't Add Our Boss in Facebook

This is a funny one.....and a good advice for all...

A Good Laugh

Got this from a friend, I've read this before but still a good laugh reading it again. This guy is either very darn creative to come out with this or just got nothing else better to do.

You might like this. It's so hilarious... ..even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with.....

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away. 10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1

Care for a Starbucks Coffee?!

Got this from a friend through email. Very "Creative" and funny indeed. Rumoured to be in Bekenu, Miri. I think must get my friends in Miri to go check it out. Maybe only need to pay Coffee of the Day or Caffe Latte for RM1 instead of exorbitant price!!

Must go check got wi-fi or not....

Married Life: For Laughs

They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true.
As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.

Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home & devil in bed.
But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & economist in Bed.

Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.